- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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