Killing your friend as a joke.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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