Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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