- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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