- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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