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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Your girlfriend.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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