Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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