How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

hard cheese

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Who wants water? I do.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Your Mother

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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