How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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men, men like men= men+bed

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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