- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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