Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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