Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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