- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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