- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Dwight Howard

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A storm be brewin!

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