- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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