- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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