What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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