- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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