- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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