why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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