- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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