What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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