- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Good job, son.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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