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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.