How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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