- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What fires shots? A gun

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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