- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

sucks Syntax...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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