what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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