- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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