What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The Morman Religion.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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