Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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