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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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