knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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knock knock? come in

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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NEVER

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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antijoke is the best website.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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