Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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