A man walks into a bar

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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