whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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