- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yes

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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