How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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