A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Good job, son.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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