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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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