- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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