Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Hey Shea

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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