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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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