- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I wrote a funny joke.

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