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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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