Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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