- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

guess what>? your mum lol

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Haha, I get it..

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Nobody cares maddie!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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