- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Your Mom The End.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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