- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

John lazzaro likes dick

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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