WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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