What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

women's rights.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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