Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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i like turtles

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