Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If the 49ers won the superbowl

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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