Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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tim has no humor

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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read this sentence again.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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