Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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poo

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Rush Limbaugh

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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