- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Justin with a hat.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Please ignore this statement.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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