- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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