A pope meets another one

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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women's rights, lol

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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