- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Flowers are colors Love me

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

The american education system.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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