What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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