Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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