What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Grace Ackerson

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Weaner

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

hiya

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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