- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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