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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A baby seal walks into a club.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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