NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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I'm so punny.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Anti Joke

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