- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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