- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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