What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I dont have a girlfriend

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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