- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Dead girls can't say no.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The chickens have become self-aware!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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