How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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