Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

copy me and i will kill you

How did th-A fridge.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Anti Joke

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