A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Jovan

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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