- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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