What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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