Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A man died.

My jeans

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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