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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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