rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Boxing on Boxing Day

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

women's rights

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...