- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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