- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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