Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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