What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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