Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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poo

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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YOU

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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