- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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