- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

there once was a black man who played basketball

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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