they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

who is gay wit mon james cornish

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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