Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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