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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

1+2 = 6

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

no

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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