- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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