How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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