- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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