Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock, knock. Come in.

lets bomb africa

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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