Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Roses are red.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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