How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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