did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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