- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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