- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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