- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Good job, son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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