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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Good job, son.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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