- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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