- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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