- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I have an idea! You leave.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

race-car = rac-ecar

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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