- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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