I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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