The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

You should read the Terms of Service.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

God is real.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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