Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Your Mom

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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