1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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