- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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