- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

noah is a scrub jungle

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Albino African Americans

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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