There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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