did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

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