- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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