- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Women's rights

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's 9+10? 19

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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