Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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