Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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