Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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