- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??