What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's 9+10? 19

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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