What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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George W. Bush

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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