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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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