If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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