Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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