Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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