I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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