Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Anti Joke

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