- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

hey guys im gay

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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