How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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so...um, yeah

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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alert('The Game')

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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