- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is older than history?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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