- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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