how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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