You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock Knock Come in

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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