Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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