- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Anyone can post anything.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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