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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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