Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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