- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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