What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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