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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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