- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Chuck Norris.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Diarrhea

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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