- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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