What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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