- Anti Joke

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier