What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Jersey Shore.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

angelo snyder is not ga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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