- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

YOU

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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