A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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