- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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