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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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