My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's 2+2? Fish

autistic kids rock

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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