- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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