- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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