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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Diarrhea

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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