look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Justin Bieber hits puberty

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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