Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

360 NO SCOPE

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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