- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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