- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A man died.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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