A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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The cream, it is coming

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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