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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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