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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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