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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A guy at a baseball game....

miha kako si?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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