- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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