ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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