- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Ms Leong Sux

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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