you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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SHUT UP JP

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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