- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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