Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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antijoke is the best website.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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knock knock? come in

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NEVER

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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