- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

V I T A M I N C !

knock knock come in

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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