- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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