- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man walked into a bar owch

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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