How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A lot eh?

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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womens rights.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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read me write me

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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