- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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