- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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