What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Andoni was here

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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